Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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