whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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