Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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