I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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