Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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