Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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