I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize
