So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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