You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He kissed a someone with a penis
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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