well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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