I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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