did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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