Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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