Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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