therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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