chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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