She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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