if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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