it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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