Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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