maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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