im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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