doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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