My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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