once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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