You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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