I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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