Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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