ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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