It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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