i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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