I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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