bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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