I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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