my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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