Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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