i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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