Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
