I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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