I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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