Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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