Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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