You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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