she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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