these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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