i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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