What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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