Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
