so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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