burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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