you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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