You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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