I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We talked him into tasing himself.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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