lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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