Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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