Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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